November 2011
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize that Kim...
jenaesworld:
jenuinee:
smileysaf:
dazeofthunder:
pocockhontas:
this just pissed me the fuck off.
^ which is highly needed
their marriage was doomed from the start, he came outta no where
I swear shit like this pisses me off soo much! Ughh! I can’t. And yess I’m butt hurt
October 2011
It's the 3rd, and arguably hardest, day without...
Wish me luck.
WatchHO. LY. SHIT.
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"Everybody listening can suck my dick in Spanish."
If Tumblr shuts down someday, I just want say to... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Fact: you cannot breathe fast and hard while your...
vinsanityraw:
Good boy. Now sit, roll and play dead!
Click here if you’re awkward!
O_O This trickery.
How do you roll and play dead? Because, if you’re playing dead, then you shouldn’t be moving, let alone rolling. You can roll, and play dead. But not the former. Oxford comma, homie.
Do this:
isolate yourself in complete silence
nothing but you, your laptop, and the rain outside
Put on, “Sowing Season” by Brand New at full volume
Light up a cigarette
and forget about all of your problems for the duration of the song.
It is the best 4 minutes and 30 seconds of therapy you will ever get.
i really need to stop checking my facebook.
christyweezy:
everytime i go on, i find SOMETHING ridiculous.
find out my crush is in a relationship:
find out my friends completely disregarded me. again:
see some bitch take some shit from tumblr and claim it as his/hers:
bitches cryin about how all guys are jerks:
niggas talking about all they pussy that they DON’T get:
little ass fucking kids talking about the alcohol they...
Talking to my mom on the phone:
